The Stooges

If you were at my house today, you would've seen an episode straight from THE THREE STOOGES, except the "stooges" would've been me and my husband!!
We have been so busy today!
We have been cleaning up around here, inside and outside!!!
My husband was outside spraying down the outside of the house. We have a big, old WHITE house, it is out in the country on a dirt road. So the house looks dirty and there is also mold on the house in certain areas. So my husband gets out there and he sprays it down with bleach and then he sprays it down with a hose!
I was inside, working like crazy in here and I thought I heard knocking. So I went to the front door, I opened the door and there was my husband kneeling on the front steps with his head down. I said "what's wrong?" He wouldnt answer me!! I started to wonder if he was having a heart attack!!!! Finally he told me the steps were SLICK and he fell down the steps right on his back! He was afraid he really hurt his back! He asked me to come help him up and he told me to be careful! I took one step,,,,,I was fine,,,,,,,,I took the second step and my feet flew out from under me and I FELL DOWN THE STEPS!!!!!! I had NO control!!!! It made me so MAD! I had to ask for forgiveness because so many BAD WORDS went through my mind!!! I think a couple of them "slipped out"!!
Now remember, my husband is down there on his knees in pain,,,,,,he asks me if I am allright. I said "YES!!!" and then he busted out laughing!!!
UGH!
He said he just couldnt help it,,,,,,the whole situation really was hilarious,,,,,,,he said "I just got 'be careful its slick' out of my mouth and WHOOSH there you went!!!!"
He and I are both SORE! We have scrapes and bruises! I sure hope we will be able to walk tomorrow!
LOL